mostly-funnytwittertweets:

if you follow me and you’re not a bot… like this post

smoqueen:

when a boy tries to shotgun a bong hit with me i always suck it out of his mouth like a *remembers i cant say “dementor” because harry potter is a significant part of an ongoing culture war against trans people* like a Ghostbuster

lizardywizard:

bumper sticker that says “you’re not the only one who can turn into a car”

sesh:

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

genuinely obsessed with the grimace milkshake meme I hope it’s got the McDonald’s marketing team locked in a board room biting their nails desperately trying to figure out if this is positive press or not

how could they possibly have predicted this

I literally can’t stop watching these

catchymemes:

brakshow:

Robinette is WAY too cunty to be Joe Biden’s middle name. she should be a goth trans girl you met at a gas station not the 46th president of the united states

9710144:

unculture:

unculture:

bugeceicelim:

BREAKING!!!! cats simply too gay and in love to walk

happy pride. may you, too, one day be so gay and in love that you can never travel efficiently because you and your beloved keep smashing your soft, gay little heads together.

caerulaarbor:

watching the bus slowly make its way towards my stop like a blushing groom watching the bride walk down the aisle on his wedding day

lakevida:

you missed it because you were looking at your phone but an angel just appeared to me with a flaming sword and told me that god decided there’s nothing wrong with day drinking